Jack Daniels Tennessee and Pigpen with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions




Ron "Pigpen" McKernan: Pigpen's Pig's Kins: Excerpt from the Great Pumpkin Letters
This is an actual copy of a letter that was burned in a fire that was never started
It is from Chief Crazy Captain Christo to R.P.M ( to be read only at a night time barbecue).
For those of you who don't know ,without Pigpen , there would be no Grateful Dead.
Or it would have been a ship without a Captain.
When Chief Crazy Captain Christo meets back up with Pigpen

Hey R.P.M.,

I never got to tell you how much I loved your band.

Well, Pigpen I am writing this with tears in my eyes.

I might need Linus' blanket to cover my red eyes so you can't see.

Oh what the Hell, I don't care let the whole world know that my Tears are for Pig's in a Blanket.

Tell Loose Lucy that Cosmic Charlie is heading for the endzone and Schroeder is now delivering Milk for a living Yep Milky Way as I like to tease him.

Seriously, Pig I have one request for the man upstairs cause I know You must be there. Tell him I know I have made my mistakes,

and my final request of a prayer would be this:

The only way I am going anywhere is to get this party started.

Meet me down around  Lynchburg Tennessee sometime in the future. You will recognize me by a strange and magnificent smoke. I will be surrounded by Twelve Webbers, Eleven Chefs and I will be organizing my own Band. You should be able to see my One Man band with me playing a DIME(Electric Razorback Explosion) store guitar rockin on a Half Pipe skateboard ramp jammin out songs from the past as well as new un-re-hear-sed tunes that have yet to be named.

Hope you can tell that I'm getting amped for the show down in LYTN.
 Respectfully in Truth,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
 P.S. When I do meet back up with you Pig, if you don't mind bringing three shots and shot glasses with you we'll recite the 23rd Psalm in the Valley of the Shadows.
 Then and only then can I say " Yup, Good Grief the Tennessee Gangs All Here"

I don't know exactly when I will be there but tell ol FUMble Fingers that I could use a little of da Vine intermission. Thanks a lot. Oh and One last thing Pigpen before I go. What would you like for dessert? I'm working man on an animal cracker whipped cream ala mode with the name Pig's Delight. What do you think? Might as well cross that off my two DO lew list. Lightnin Smokestacks gonna be my name....2019, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13,12, 11...

P.S. ( that's Pig Script +++)
Here are the figures of the National Debt as of right now.

13,889,718,439,933.72
 You might notice a few
numbers related to Jerry Garcia but only a true fan can figure out what to do with them +++
+++889
National Debt Training begins January 4th 2011 and goes till the Beach is settled.
"....Tennessee Tennessee there aint no place I'd rather beeeee.... Pigpen won't you meet me
pleeeeese back in TENNESSEE " as sung by GRIZZLE DRIZZLE.  You can only meet GRIZZLE
DRIZZLE when Christo Strom's " How to Erase the National Debt " gets to Nashville.
Till then, don't lend your hands to raise no flags atop no Ship of Fools!"

A Wreath for Franklin's Tower with LOS CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Jerry Garcia, the Holy Ghost and THE 9-1-1 CALL (STRANGE) (Two of Four)
OK now where were we. Ah yes, Poor Jerry was dangling
outside of the fifty third floor. He was being held up by
the Sword of Truth and he uttered the not so very
classic
” I’m not Europe, I’m not Europe!”
The Two Angels holding Jerry released him per the
instructions of the Holy Ghost.
Jerry started falling and FALLING hard. He screamed
as loud as he could scream. And suddenly a rope made
of Lamb’s Wool appeared at the 42nd floor. Jerry grabbed
a hold of the rope, and held on for dear life. Jerry was
then instructed to walk back up by an Angel named
RAVINE.
RAVINE- ” MR. JERRY, you are hereby requested to
pull yourself up on to the rope and walk back up to
the fifty third floor across the way that-a-way” and
RAVINE the Angel pointed across the long Lamb’s Wool
rope at an Angle of 45 degrees.
And that was the temperature outside at the time,
45 degrees.
Jerry Garcia grimaced as he pulled himself up and
everyone including RAVINE the Angel was surprised
that he could do it. Now Jerry Garcia looked across
and up to the fifty third floor and exclaimed,
” Can’t I just go back into the forty second floor?
It’s like three steps to my left and I could take the
elevator up!”
RAVINE shouted back- ” Mr. JERRY, if you don’t take
the necessary steps to get back up to the fifty third
floor, the HOLY GHOST will show you to the Gates of
HELL and throw you in. Now do as I say, MR. JERRY!”
Jerry Garcia, ” Alright alright, I’m going I noticed there
in not a net to catch me if I fall.”
RAVINE – ” You are right Mr. JERRY, you have to walk
across without a net”
Will Jerry Garcia make it across to the fifty third floor?
Tune in next time to find out! In the mean time here
is a video to help explain what is going on here!
And below that video is one of Aretha Franklin! It is
very important to watch the two videos in the exact
order they are placed!

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Senator Al Franken " Saint Stephen" from CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Reminder to Senator Al Franken, D. MN.
National Debt Training begins January 4th 2011
in the Twin Cities Minnesota.

Goes till Settled, kind of like an extended Garcia solo
with Pigpen belting out the lyrics! +++

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

To: Senator Al Franken

Please allow me to introduce myself.
No this is not the Rolling Stones.
Scratch the Stones, sorry Mick and Keith, not going there!



Senator Al Franken, as serious as can be, I am starting
National Debt Training in the Twin Cities Minnesota.
Beginning January 4th 2011 and going till settled, I am going
to be asking a small favor of you Mr. Franken.  You see, I have
to have Congressional approval in order to Erase the national
debt.  And I will start with you Al. 
You need to follow these simple instructions.  Here they are:
" Tell all your Senator friends and President Obama that
in order to become an Orange Race Card Angel, you will need
to explain to the American People how to erase the National
Debt. "
For you see, I already know how to do this, but I need your approval
in order to get this properly set up for the American People.  I didn't
form a National Debt Committee, because well, let's just say that
bullshit is easily recognizable in an Orange Race Card Angels world.
It is way past the time to "form a committee".  It is the time to take
the pulse of America and wake up the dead.  You remember Jerry ,
Pigpen and Brent don't you Senator?  In case you forgot, here's a few
videos to drum up your memory.  And lastly, I will be putting up a video
for all the Senators and President Obama to peruse at your leisure.
It is the introduction of Saint Stephen, my trusted companion and
mentor. 
Oh yeah , before I forget Al.  Please invite the Senators, both Republican
and Democrat, from the great states of Minnesota, Colorado, Iowa,
Nebraska and Wisconsin to National Debt Training in Minnesota.  These
five states are critical to get the ball rolling.  Merry Christmas Al and
Have a Jerry New Weir +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. One last thing Senator Al Franken, please don't forget to also invite
President Obama, Sarah Palin, Former Presidents Jimmy Carter, George
Bush's, and Bill Clinton.  When you have done this please get a hold of
me and I will set up the time and the place.  You have to provide your
own security.  Thanks Senator! See you soon! +++